There was this old lady, around the age of 60 and she was so frustrated due to her not having any 'action' as they say, so she decided to seek help with a Gypsy.
The Gypsy understood her problem and told her to take the new Pickeled penis, free of charge and said the way you use it, is say Pickeled penis, with the body part you want it to screw immediately after, and it will do it!
So, the old lady went home with the pickeled penis, went upstairs and said Pickeled penis my fanny. So, the pickeled penis starts screwing her fanny.
Her husband, a few moments later after hearing noises upstairs walked into the room and saw something going up and down in the bed, furious, the husband said WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
His wife replied oh dear, it's the new pickeled penis!
The husband thought it was funny, but, unfortunately for him, he replied saying ROFL! Pickeled penis my ass.