Far2Stoned: Mrs Far2stoned, got a really bad stomach, what should i do?
Mrs Far2stoned: Go doctors baby
(off goes Far2stoned to the doctors)
Far2Stoned: Hi Dr Capu, ive been having really bad stomach pains lately, what can u prescribe?
Dr Capu: i've got the right thing for you, here take these tablets, you need to take them twice a day, u need to take them up ur bum though, shouldnt be too much of a problem should it?
Far2Stoned: No its ok, ill get the wife to do it
Dr Capu: ok, ill do the first prescription and before u go to bed take the 2nd.
(Later on that night)
Far2Stoned: Hey huney, ive been prescribed these tablets for my tummy, but i need u to put em up my arse, that ok baby?
Mrs Far2Stoned: yeh big boy, no problems, pull ur pants down
(So He Does)
Mrs Far2Stoned: Ok, im gonna put one hand on ur shoulder to brace you. here goes.....
Far2Stoned: ARGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
Mrs Far2Stoned: Baby, Baby, Baby did i hurt you, im sorryyyyy
Far2Stoned: NO NO its not that, its just when Dr Capu did it, he put both hands on my Shoulders!!!